The Immanent Zombie Invasion

Over the past two day, I have had two deadly serious conversations about what to do in the event of zombies. You laugh, but you are wrong. Laughing is not will you do when you are confronted with zombies. If a zombie attack is broadcast on the radio, not on the Fox but on CKNW, you will be tempted to run, you will jump in your car and head for the free way. But where are you going? You don't know anything. you are not prepared and traffic jams are just zombie armies waiting to happen. No, a boat or a bunker is the way to go and you want to avoid crowds.


Do zombies change your theology? How do zombies fit into morality? I think if I experience zombies I will stop believing in God not quote Ezekiel 37 and be jubilant about immanent rapture. How about everyone else? Are you prepared to kill zombies? What if they are rage/vampire zombies like in "I am Legend" i.e. they are just "sick"? Will you still believe in God when zombies walk the earth?


Note: Resurrection is not the equivalent of flesh eating zombies.


Thanks Noah for working through these important issues with me.